Q: Who is Israel's favorite Internet provider?
A: Netanyahoo

Q: What's the name of the facial lotion made for Jews?
A: Oil of Oy Vay

Q: Hear about the new movie that's frightening Jewish women?
A: It's called, "Debby Does Dishes."

Q: What is the technical term for a divorced Jewish woman?
A: "Plaintiff."

Q: How did the Jewish kid verbally abuse his playmates?
A: 'Your mother pays retail!""

Q: In the Jewish doctrine, when does a fetus become a human?
A: When it graduates from med school.

Q: What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails so long and beautiful?
A: Nothing, nothing at all. Jewish men are the most optimistic people in the world. They have some cut off before they even know how big it will get.

Q: What did they call the new Jewish-Japanese restaurant?
A: "So-Sue-Mi."

Q: Define: Genius:
A: A "C" student with a Jewish mother.

Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A: A fur coat.