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Why do women have two sets of lips?
One set to bitch at you with, and the other to apologize with.

A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?"

She says, "What's that?"

He says, "We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear."

One guy asks the other, "Hey, have you ever gone to bed with an ugly woman?"
The second guy says, "No, but I've woken up with plenty."

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Scientists have discovered intelligent DNA in some women. Unfortunatley 95% of them spat it out!
Thanks to Magic Marty

More DNA jokes (it is 50 years since its discovery after all)

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