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Looking for offensive stuff about women? Try bloke jokes or blonde jokes.
Man out on the town goes to a dance sees a nice babe and
says "Man would I like to get in those pants" Thanks Stephen!
In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd
like to come back as a bear. When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're a mama bear,everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup...gonna be a bear.
What flies down your washing line at 100 m.p.h.? During a rather heated argument, Morris the husband bellowed,
"You don't Q. What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive
man? The wife Sherry retorted, "I don't deserve arthritis either, but
I got "The attractive man I met last night insists he just wants to be friends," the girl told her maiden Aunt. "Now I know what to do with a lover, but what the heck do I do with a 'friend'?" The wise old lady smiled and said, "The same as with your lover, dearie, only not quite so often." Other stuff
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