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Finally, a friend's husband has decided that, at the ripe
old age of 48, he needs to get into shape. We went to the gym where a
trainer asked him if he could do the splits. 'Of course I can't', he answered.
'How flexible are you?' she asked. To which he replied 'Well, I can't
do Tuesdays.' Did you see... I hear they are getting rid of Mike Atherton as England
cricket captain and appointing Paula Yates in his place? The fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks, "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday," he boasts. "Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the stranger. "Nope." "Well, meet the new game warden." "Oh," gulped the fisherman. "Well, do you know who I am?" "Nope." "Meet the biggest liar in the state." Q:Who was the last person to box Rocky Marciano?
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