Nixon And Clinton from The Joke File

Category	odds and sods
Subcategory	American jokes

Major Scandal during their presidency....

Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Waterbed The President's biggest fear....

Nixon: The Cold War
Clinton: The Cold Sore

Complaints toward the President.....

Nixon: Carpet-Bombing
Clinton: Carpet-Burns

Their Vice-Presidents...

Nixon: His was Greek
Clinton: His is a Geek.

Presidential qualities.....

Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger.
Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her.

Things the President couldn't explain....

Nixon: The missing 18-minutes on the tapes
Clinton: The 36D bra in his briefcase

Presidential Nicknames....

Nixon: Tricky Dick
Clinton: Slick Willy

and finally, Presidential excuses....

Nixon: I am not a crook
Clinton: I didn't get in her nook

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