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A

A blind man wlks into a resturant
A bloke gets a job at the local zoo...
A change of vows
A Daily Moment with Zen
A Koala in the Big Apple
A Little Office Prayer
A man walks into a bank...
A poem
A rabbit goes into a bar...
A South African, an Aussie and a Londoner...
A Symphony Of Sounds
Actual Medical Records
Adam and Eve
Alsation
Alternate Guinness Book of Records... Men
Alternate Guinness Book of Records... Women
Ages of a woman
American Crap
An Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer
Anagrams
Angus Broon of Glasgow
Answerphone messages
An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away
Animal word game
Aviation 101
Aw shit...

B

Beer drinking
Beer is better than women because...
Beethoven
Blonde joke 1
Boat Race
Bob Hill and his new wife, Betty, are vacationing in Europe...
Bohemian Curry
Bond, James Bond!
Book of Genesis
Breasts
Busines star signs

C

Car accident
Cheese and onion flaour
Childrens's books you'll never see
Chilli
Chunks
Computer nerds
Copacabana - Star Wars Style
Copying
Corporate Lesson number one
Corporate Lesson number two
Court Room Classics
Cowboy and the Rancher
Cowboy outfit
Cut from 'Have I got News for you'

D

David Beckham
Declaration Of Independence Reply
Dictionary of Dating
Dilbert's 25 Rules of Order
Directory enquiries

E

Elephant
Eleven reasons why e-mail is like a penis
Eleven Things You Never Hear a Woman Say
Excerpts from a cat's diary
Euro 2000
Eve and Adam
Expressions for high stress days

F

40 mistakes men make whilst havin sex with a woman
50 facts you never knew about Gazza
Feed The Statue
Firming up
Fine wines
For anyone who ever tried or thought about cheating in an exam......
Ford and God
Forgive Me Father
Four kinds of sex
Free meat
Fuck you
Funny old story

G

Go wash clothes
God's total quality management questionnaire
Gobby train drivers
Goldberg Nails
Grandfather
Guy with no ears

H

Have you ever been unfaithful?
Help I'm stuck
Hong Kong Dong
Horse & chicken
How to give a cat a pill
How to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers
How to prepare for married life
How to tell if your Viagra is working

I

I bet you...
I have a headache
I will survive
I would have given more if I had known...
If it were really a man's world.......
If you've just bought an f-16...
In-flight safety lectures
It hurts when I touch myself
It's Chainin' Men, Hallelujah
Insurance claim form gaffes

J

JFK Jr
Joys Of Having A Dick

K

L

Laddism studies
Lady Diana and Pamela Anderson

Liverpool's Olympic Bid
Love, lust and marriage

M

Management
Manchester United Jokes
Martian Sex
Mary Poppins
Men are like (1)
Men are like (2)
Men Q and A
Messing with the Sheik's women
Mirror mirror on the door
More sexist stuff (1)
More sexist stuff (2)
My wife's gone ...

N

Naughty Limericks
New Words for 2000
No knickers!
Now That's-a Italian

O

Once upon a time there lived a king...
One liners

P

Philosophy
Psychic Society Conference
Physicists
Pig personality Quiz
Pincus the tailor
PMS light bulb joke
Postman
Proverbs to live by
Proverbs to live by (2)
Puke Poem
Punishments in Hell...

Q

Questions and answers

R

Reports are coming in of an 'I love you' virus mutation
Request By The Penis
Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn
Restless God
Royal wedding
Rules blokes wish women knew

S

SAS
Screwed
Sleeping
Single blokes
Silent Battle With The Pope
Social security
Some Sexual Maths
Something different
Something you've been longing for
Speciality Spliffs
Spelling Checker
Squarks
Stranded on a desert island
Success is

T

Tasty!
Taxidermist
Ten Answers Men Would Like to Give to Woman's Stupid
Tennis Elbow
Questions..........But Never Will
The ant and the grasshopper
The 6 stages of any project
The beer drinker's prayer
The Coffin
The Curry Charts
The Husband
The Italian Job
The Italian Virgin
The last chicken
The new priest
The next big thing - 's-commerce'
The rules of chocolate
The Pope
The predicament of single women
The perfect man
The truth is always less painful
There ain't no justice in this world
There were two prawns
Things to think about
Three Irishmen are being treated by a speech therapist for stuttering
Top 10 things uttered by Yoda when making love
Top 15 Reasons Why "Star Wars" is Better Than "Titanic"
Training Courses Now Available for Men
Trains
Tripod
Turkish Colleagues
20 years in jail
Two starving bums
Two tramps

U

UK Football. A 5 point plan for success
Uncle George
Up yours -The true story?
US highway 22

V

Vampire Bats
Vaseline
Vaseline (2)
Viagra Quickies
Virus Warning (1)
Virus Warning (2)
Virus warning (3)
The Voodoo Penis

W

Ways to say someone's not too bright
Weird animal facts
Well shit...
What Type of Bra?
Where do pets come from?
Who's in charge?
Why it's great to be a guy
Why is the head of a man's penis wider than the shaft?
Why you and the boss are totally different
Women are clever
25 worst chat up lines

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Y

Y.O.D.A
Your Star Wars Name

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