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Men's room20 Types of men you might meet in the men's room. EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips his shorts. SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to go or not. CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. TIMID: Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later. INDIFFERENT: All urinals being in use, he pisses in the sink. CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on the floor. WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes a quick inspection. FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug. ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out his tie, pisses in his pants. CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble. SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows the man in the next stall will get blamed. PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand. DESPERATE: Waits in a long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants. TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it. EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, and then does both. FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses on shoes. LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns. DRUNK: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants. DISGRUNTED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away. CONCEITED: Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.
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