Feed The Statue
A woman was in bed having sex with her lover when she heard
her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry!" she said, "Get your ass up and stand in the corner."
She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted
him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just
pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered
the room.
"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The
Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for
us too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later that night
when they went to sleep.
Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went
to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass
of milk.
"Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood
like an fucking idiot at the Smiths' for three days, and nobody offered
me as much as a glass of water."
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