Category	girl jokes
Subcategory	the superiority of women

• A change of vows
• Car accident
• Free meat
• Women are clever

What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I asked to see your ticket, not your stub."

Quote for the Day comes from Elizabeth Edwards, wife of John Kerry's running mate, Senator John Edwards: "Women need to have their voices heard in politics. Women are traditionally chaos managers."