Martian Sex
Mike and Maureen landed on Mars after accumulating enough
frequent flier miles. They met a Martian couple and were talking about
all sorts of things.
Mike asked if Mars had a stock market, if they had laptop
computers, and how they made money, Finally, Maureen brought up the subject
of sex.
"Just how do you guys do it?" asked Maureen.
The male Martian responded, "Pretty much the way you do."
A discussion ensued, and finally the couples decided to
swap partners for the night.
Maureen and the male Martian went off to a bedroom where
the Martian stripped. Maureen was disappointed to find that he had a teeny
weeny member, about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.
"I don't think this is going to work," said Maureen. "Why?"
he asked. "What's the matter?"
"Well," she replied, "it's just not long enough to reach
me!"
"No problem," he said, and proceeded to slap his forehead
with his palm. With each slap, his member grew until it was impressively
long.
"Well," she said, "that's quite impressive, but it's still
pretty narrow."
"No problem," he said, and started pulling his ears. With
each pull, his member grew wider and wider.
"Wow!" she exclaimed. They fell into bed and made mad, passionate
love.
The next day, the couples joined their normal partners
and went their separate ways.
As they walked along, Mike asked, "Well, was it any good?"
"I hate to say it," said Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful.
How about you?"
"It was horrible," he replied. "All I got was a headache.
She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."
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