
The Pope
The Pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors,
all of whom could not figure out how to cure him.
Finally he was brought to an old physician, who stated
that he could figure it out. After about an hour's examination he came
out and told the cardinals that he knew what was wrong.
He said that the bad news was that it was a rare disorder
of the testicles.
He said that the goods news was that all the pope had to
do to be cured was to have sex.
Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued
about it at length. Finally they went to the pope with the doctor and
explained the situation.
After some thought, the pope stated, "I agree, but under
four conditions." The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar.
Over all of the noise there arose a single voice that asked,
"And what are the four conditions?"
The room stilled. There was a long pause...
The pope replied,
"First the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see with
whom she is having sex.
"Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with
whom she is having sex.
"And third she must be dumb so that if somehow she figures
out with who she is having sex, she can tell no one."
After another long pause a voice arose and asked, "And the
fourth condition?"
The pope smiled and replied, "Big tits."
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