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JFK Jr

Q. What do Kennedy's miss most about Martha's Vineyard?
A. The runway.

Q. Why didn't JFK, Jr. take a shower before he left for the Vineyard?
A. He said he'd wash up on shore!

Q. What's the Kennedy's flying motto?
A. Your luggage will arrive before you do!

Q. What will it take to bring the first family back together?
A. One more bullet!

Q. Why was JFK, Jr. flying to the Vineyard?
A. He wanted to crash his cousin's wedding.

Q. What will they name the movie about movie JFK, Jr.?
A. Three funerals and a wedding.

Q. Why are they having trouble finding JFK Jr's plane?
A. Because his flight actions constitute wreckless behaviour.