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The Top 11 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love.

11. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"

10. "Urm. Put a shield on my sabre I must."

9. "Feel the force!"

8. "Foreplay, cuddling-a Jedi craves not these things."

7. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"

6. "Do me or do me not-there is no try."

5. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"

4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."

3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"

2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"

And the top most common thing Uttered by Yoda While Making Love.....

1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"