
Blonde joke 1
A blonde and a brunette, are walking down the street and pass a flower
shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.
The brunette sighs and says, "Oh, shit, my boyfriend is buying me flowers
again.....for no reason."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal,don't
you like getting flowers?"
The brunette says, "Oh sure.....but he always has expectations after
getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three
days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
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