Screwed
A young woman in New York City was severely depressed so
she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.
She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the
frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge
of the pier crying.
He took pity on her and said,
"Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe
in the morning and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take
good care of you and bring you food every day."
Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and
added,
"I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose?
That night, the sailor brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit,
and they made passionate love until dawn. This continued every night of
the trip. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered
by the captain.
"What are you doing here?" the Captain asked. "I have an
arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained.
"I get food and a trip to Europe and he's screwing me."
"He sure is, lady," the Captain said. "This is the Staten
Island Ferry."
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