Chunks
Three men had a very late night drinking Guiness.
They left in the early morning hours and each went to their home. The
next day, they all met for an early pint, and compared notes about who
was drunker the night before.
The first guy claims that he was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight
home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew
chunks."
The second guy said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car
and wrapped it around the first tree I saw. And I don't even have insurance!"
The third guy proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got
home, I got into a big fight with my wife, knocked a candle over, and
burned the whole house down!"
The room was silent for a moment.
Then, the first guy spoke out again, "Listen, guys, I don't think you
understand...
Chunks is my dog."
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