Puppertry of the penis
There was a boy and a girl having a bath in a bathtub, The girl looks down and says "Can i touch it" the boy replies"NO WAY, you already broke yours off!!!
Thanks - Janet!
The other morning I took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the hell?" I said to myself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when I shook them out. "April," I hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."
Judi decided she wanted to become a nurse. Her first day at
the hospital she was given several patients to bathe and
change their beds. Her instructor arrived in the room just in time to hear the male patient give a howl of pain. The teacher took Judi to one side and said. "When we make the beds, we gently turn the patient to one side and push the
sheets up against his back. We then roll him over on the other side and pull the sheets firm. "We do NOT pick him up by his penis and shove the sheets under him."