iraq troops surrender to the media
x2 if to a unmanned vehicle or inanimate object
iraq uses weapons it claims not to have
the united states uses weapons it won't allow iraq to have
a member of the media gets shot at
a toast to the shooter if its ashleigh banfield(msnbc), geraldo riviera(fox),
arron brown(cnn) or anyone from mtv
saddam uses a scud he doesnt have
x2 if its towards Israel
the united states terrorist threat level changes
the united states government tries to link iraq to 9-11
france goes pro US invasion
germany takes the side of the united states in a global war
Dominique de Villepin reminds you of that annoying rich kid in high school
someone implies tony blair is bush's bitch
someone implies scott ritter is Saddam's bitch
anybody 'warns' anybody
the word "escalation" is used
iraq and the united states are shown seated next to each other in the united
nations
the media compares the war to blackhawk down
x2 if its because a blackhawk really goes down
a puppet government is installed in iraq
x2 if its by the puppet government installed in the US
saddam uses the word 'Zionist'
x2 if its bin laden
you change your opinion on the war
the media shows iraqi children in a hospital because of international sanctions
x2 if its because of american military action
finish your drink if saddam actually put them there, but claimed it was
the united states
iraq promises full and complete cooporation with inspectors
Iraqi civilians greet Americans with cheers
x2 if its with bullets
the saudis do something the united states accuses iraq of doing
north korea does something the united states accused iraq of doing
x2 if they don't get away with it
al-jazeera is referred to as the "arab cnn"
finish your drink if cnn is referred to as the "american al-jazeera"
the conflict is compared to the vietnam war
x2 if the word "quagmire" is used
saddam goes missing
finish your drink if he is confimed killed
the pope is said to "pray for peace"
bush mispronounces the word 'nuclear'
finish your drink if its referring to a bomb that has gone off
richard armitage's neck shows up
if you can't find kuwait, bahrain, qatar, oman, or the united arab emirates
on a map
x2 if you even own a map of the region
finish your drink if you can pronounce them all correctly
any of the following commentators are on tv:
x1 ken pollack, khidhir hamza, general wesley clark, col david hackworth,
general bernard trainor, david kay, richard butler,
thomas friedman, scott ritter, thomas andrews, anybody running for United
States President
x2 general norman schwarzkopf, general walt boomer, general buster glosson,
brent scowcroft, james baker, richard perle,
william kristol, james woolsey, henry kissinger
x3 any former united states president
an actor or actress expresses an opinion on the war
x2 if this is the first time you've seen them in a year
an american reminds the french of world war one and two
x2 if a frenchman reminds the americans of the revolutionary war
saddam torches the oil fields
someone reports about or from "the arab street"
colin powell looks exasperated sitting at the u.n. security council
x2 if its because a country you didnt know exists is commenting on the war
anyone in the bush administration says "make no mistake"
the american military are told what to do by someone with no military experience
x2 if they dodged the vietnam draft
x3 if they dodged the vietnam draft, are an ex-governer of a southern us state,
and ever held or holds the title of 'commander-in-chief'
tariq azziz's glasses get larger
somebody says saddam "tortures his own people"
you momentarly confuse george roberston with shrek
an arab country staging american troops speaks against the war
an arrow anti-missle missle is fired
x2 if it intercepts something
tom ridge laughs while discussing potential terrorists attacks
God picks a side
finish your drink if its not yours
somebody implies a blood for oil trade may be in progress
x2 if that person owns a S.U.V.
a protest sign attacks Bush directly
x2 if it attacks saddam directly
The united states bombs anything in iraq before the fighting 'offically'
starts
x2 if iraq tries the same thing
Saddam is compared to Hitler
x2 if bush is compared to Hitler
someone compares the size of iraq to california or france
The media refers to itself as 'embedded'
someone says "shock and awe"
The words "Weapon(s) of Mass Destruction" are used
x2 if its shortned to "WMD"
A US Official uses the word "liberate"
Bush says "innocent civilians"
Bush quotes scripture
x2 saddam quotes the koran
Somebody says "between Iraq and a hard place"
A videophone craps out
x2 the anchor apologizes for it
Someone on TV says something contradictory to what is on their news ticker
A news correspondent asks if they can still be heard
x2 if they say "Can you hear me now?"
x3 if it is followed by a verizon wireless comercial
Any political or military leader refers to Australia
Saddam shoots a gun into the air
Saddam refers to George Bush as "little Bush" or "junior
bush"
you see soldiers in gas masks
x2 if they were actually necessary
an initial news report turns out to be false
x2 if the anchor openly admits it
this game is mentioned in the news
x2 if the bush twins are playing it
Bush directly addresses Iraqis
x2 Saddam directly addresses Americans
a saddam body double is seen
stop drinking if you see two saddams
someone refers to "coalition of the willing"
x2 if is because a member is actually providing combat troops
someone refers to 'Halliburton'
Media cameras on the baghdad skyline focus on something that looks like
an erect penis
someone reminds us that osama bin laden is still alive
x2 if he reminds us himself
The media refuses to report something because of operational security
x2 if its immediately followed by a commentator telling what will happen next
the media reports that something "is not the start of the war"
x2 if it involves any act of war
the military learns of something for the first time from the media
someone uses the term "cradle of civilization"
ari fleischer lies
x2 if it is directly to helen thomas
anybody says something about exercising a right to protest
x2 if its added that it what the troops are fighting for
on the baghdad traffic cam, a car runs a red light
x2 if it stops
x3 if its during a bombing
any coalition representative mentions securing oil fields
x2 if immediatly followed by "for the benefit of the iraqi people"
Afghanistan is mentioned
any anchor refers to their own coverage
x2 if it is about what they won't show
you are at any time shocked and awed
x2 if it has nothing to do with a bombing campaign
mohammed aldouri's combover gets sparser
someone uses the words 'mother of all...'
x2 if it is the leader of a country
Jamie McIntyre (cnn) stifles a cough
Walter Rodgers (cnn) says "U.S. 3rd Infantry Division, 3rd Squadron,
7th Cavalry" in any report
Bush says "its not about religion"
x2 if he mentions God in the same speech
