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She was so blonde that

-She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

-She tripped over the cordless phone.

-She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

-She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

-At the bottom of the application where is says "Sign here", she wrote Sagittarius.

-If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

-When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.

-She got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to figure out that she could use it at night.

-She stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said "Concentrate".

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