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At work, they call you a spiritualist because when you sit down at a
meeting, the table floats
Your face is very pale due to lack of blood
When you walk into a sauna, everyone stands and applauds
People begin to call you "the tripod."
You begin to think your mother in law is pretty
Birds perch on it when you stand outside nude
You look like a sundial when sunbathing nude
Compared to you, Pinocchio doesn't look like such a liar.
You always lose limbo contests.
You can make drawings in the sand without having to find a stick
You like to sleep on your back, so you had to remove the ceiling fan.
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