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How to tell if your Viagra is workingAt work, they call you a spiritualist because when you sit down at a meeting, the table floats Your face is very pale due to lack of blood When you walk into a sauna, everyone stands and applauds People begin to call you "the tripod." You begin to think your mother in law is pretty Birds perch on it when you stand outside nude You look like a sundial when sunbathing nude Compared to you, Pinocchio doesn't look like such a liar. You always lose limbo contests. You can make drawings in the sand without having to find a stick You like to sleep on your back, so you had to remove the ceiling fan.
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