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Ways to say someone's not too brightThe wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching. A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. A few cans short of a six-pack. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt. All foam, no beer. As smart as bait. Not the sharpest tool in the shed. Not the sharpest knife in the drawe. A room temperature IQ. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't anywhere in sight. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled. His belt doesn't go through all the loops. |
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