Firming up
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and
pinched her on her bottom and said,
"You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better
and replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and
said,
"You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him
by the penis. With a death grip in place she said,
"You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the
gardener, the pool man and your brother."
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