David Ginola
Vagina dildo
Teddy Sheringham
Teddy Minge rash
Ossie Ardiles
Arse is soiled
Diego Maradona
O dear, I'm a gonad
Tony Blair PM
I'm Tory plan B
Leo Blair
O Liberal
Virginia Bottomley
I'm an evil Tory bigot
Michael Heseltine
Elect him, he's alien
David Mellor
Dildo marvel
Dame Agatha Christie
I am a right death case
Benson and Hedges
NHS been a godsend
Chris Rea
Rich arse
Evangelist
Evil's Agent
Desperation
A Rope Ends It
President Clinton, of the USA
To copulate, he finds interns