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Husband wakes at 5 in the morning feeling realy horny, He nudges his wife and says,"honey give me a blow job." His wife says, "sweetheart im tired, just have a wank in a glass and ill drink it in the morning." -- Thanks to an anonymous donor

Things Men Know About Women


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10. THEY HAVE BOOBS.

Q: What three two-letter words denote "small"?
A: "Is it in?"

Q: You know why God is a man?
A: Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate.

The Princess & The Frog

Once upon a time, a smart, independent, self-assured princess came across a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess: "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a handsome prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom, and u can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so."

That night while the princess dined on frog's legs, she laughed to herself and thought, "I don't fucking think so."

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Who knows? - did it ever happen??

What is a man's idea of doing housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

What is the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.

While on a car trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, the elderly woman left her glasses on the table, but she didn't miss them until they were back on the highway. By then, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around.

The elderly man fussed and complained all the way back to the restaurant. He called his wife every bad name he could think of. When they finally arrived at the restaurant, and the woman got out of the car to retrieve her glasses, the man yelled to her,

‘And while you're in there, you might as well get my hat, too.’

If Only Men Would Listen

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is
driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman
leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next
corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

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