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Husband wakes at 5 in the morning feeling realy horny, He nudges his wife and says,"honey give me a blow job." His wife says, "sweetheart im tired, just have a wank in a glass and ill drink it in the morning." -- Thanks to an anonymous donor Things Men Know About Women
Q: What three two-letter words denote "small"? Q: You know why God is a man? The Princess & The Frog Once upon a time, a smart, independent, self-assured princess came across a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess: "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a handsome prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom, and u can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so." That night while the princess dined on frog's legs, she laughed to herself and thought, "I don't fucking think so." How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
What is a man's idea of doing housework? What is the difference between a man and E.T.? While on a car trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, the elderly woman left her glasses on the table, but she didn't miss them until they were back on the highway. By then, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around. The elderly man fussed and complained all the way back to the restaurant. He called his wife every bad name he could think of. When they finally arrived at the restaurant, and the woman got out of the car to retrieve her glasses, the man yelled to her, ‘And while you're in there, you might as well get my hat, too.’ If Only Men Would Listen A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next |
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