Sven will it end?
Faria Alam, Sven Goran Eriksson and Mark Palios...
Sven G Eriksson has been acused of sheep shagging.
He said in his defence, I only f*****d Alam.
Eriksson Epidemic
We know that Svennis suffers from a failure to keep his todger
in his pants, but the front page of everyone's free paper Metro claiming that
he is being 'partly blamed' for the rise in sex diseases among young people
may be just a tad unfair. Surely he can't have slept with them all.
~football365.com
.A few more clean sheets and Sven's problems on and off the field would disappear. ~Brian O'Keefe
Svengate: Department of Unfortunate Names
Eriksson's agent Athole Still said that his client was pleased with the decision.
"I called Sven immediately after hearing the news and he was going out for dinner with England assistant coach Tord Grip," said Still.
There once was a girl called Lydia,
From the French town of Montdidier,
Mark and Sven found her thrilling,
They gave her a grilling,
And now they’ve both got chlamydia'
'Sven Goran Eriksson goes from one betrayal to another as glibly as Casanova from tart to trollop...' ~Jeff Powell
Surely it's a bit harsh to be considering Sven for the sack after all, after becoming desperate for a way to ditch Nancy he was just following FA Headquarters safety instructions:
"In case of emergency pull Faria Alam".
"Everyone enjoys this sort of thing - especially the
guys. There was a joke
going around the offices that FA now stands for Flirters Anonymous."
Rumour Of The Day
'Bed-Hopping FA secretary Faria Alam was having sex with a hunky fireman at
the same time she was bedding Sven Goran Eriksson AND chief executive Mark
Palios'- The Daily Star.
Ulrika
There was once a girl called ulrika,
whose sex life could have been sweeter.
She was battered by Stan,
Sven wasn't a fan
and was raped by a cu*t from Blue Peter!
'Is This Why England Squad Announcement Was Late?'
Sven Goran Ericsson is on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
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