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RISK MANAGEMENT - Stupid People - WHAT THE??


There's a current law suit in the works by a Minnesota man named Henry Harleny. Mr. Harleny is suing a famous drill company for physical damages caused to him by their tools. Mr. Harleny claims that he wanted to eliminate an itch in his nose, so he placed a power drill up his nose and turned the drill on with the drill bit still attached. He successfully got rid of the "itch", but in the process he "drilled" off his nose.

Attached is a picture of Mr. Harleny taken at the hospital.

Here is a statement by Mr. Harleny:

"Nowhere on the package, or the actual tool was there a warning that specifically tells the consumer not to place the drill up their nose, or any orifice for that matter. These companies need to take responsibility for their products".

Mr. Harleny is suing for $25 million.

 

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