Old Iraq jokes...

Q: What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet

Q: Do you know why it's twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots than other pilots?
A: You only have to train them to take off.

Q: How do you play Iraqi Bingo?
A: B-52, F-16, B-2

Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass-bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.

Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General George Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where all those tomahawks are coming from.

Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They can't turn it on anyway.

Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot (The Russian national airline) and the scud missile?
A: Aeroflot has killed more people

Q: What do Saddam Hussein and Fred Flintstone have in common?
A: They both look out their window and see Rubble.

Q: What did Saddam say to George Bush after he invaded Kuwait?
A: Read my lips, I'm pulling out of Kuwait.

If he did pull out it would be Kuwaitis Interruptus.

Saddam says that if anybody else compares him to Hitler, he'll gas them.

*Iraq += *Kuwait;
free(Kuwait);
num_countries- -;

Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey.

What is Iraq's national bird?
Duck.

What is the best Iraqi job?
Foreign Ambassador.