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Ideas on how tocan keep a healthy
level of insanity
- At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hairdryer at passing
cars to see if they slow down.
- Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want chips
with it.
- Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN".
- Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has got
over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
- Reply to everything someone says with "That's what you think."
- Finish all your sentences with "...in accordance with the prophecy".
- Dont use any punctuation
- Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
- Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing
at every moment of the day. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll
be in the bathroom."
- Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess".
- When the money comes out of the cashpoint, scream "I won! I won!
Third time this week!!!"
- Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we are going
to have to let one of you go."
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