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Ideas on how tocan keep a healthy level of insanity

  • At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hairdryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
  • Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
  • Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want chips with it.
  • Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN".
  • Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has got over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
  • Reply to everything someone says with "That's what you think."
  • Finish all your sentences with "...in accordance with the prophecy".
  • Dont use any punctuation
  • Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
  • Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing at every moment of the day. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
  • Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess".
  • When the money comes out of the cashpoint, scream "I won! I won! Third time this week!!!"
  • Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."



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