25 worst chat up lines
1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible
urge to plant you right here!
2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's
go fuck.
3. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere
I want to be.
4. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
5. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your
bed rock.
6. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only
one talking to you.
7. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were
on you I'd be coming, too.
8. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that
someone beat me to it.
9. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would
be McGorgeous.
10. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted
Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
11. Wanna play house? You be the front door and I'll bang
you all night long.
12. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can
sleep until the afternoon.
13. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
14. If you were a car, I would wax you and ride you all
over town.
15. Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize.
16. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty
is only a light switch away.
17. Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing
dead?
18. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
19. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
20. Hi my name is _______. Remember it, cause you'll be
screaming it all night long.
21. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think
he went into this cheap B&B.
22. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll
go choo choo.
23. You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
24. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's
more room for your tongue.
25. Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
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