Why is the head of a man's penis wider than the shaft?
Italy has funded a study to determine why the head of a
man's penis is wider than its shaft. The study took 2 years and cost over
180,000.000,000 lira.
The results of the study concluded that the reason the
head of a man's penis is wider was to provide the man with more pleasure
during sex.
After the results were published, France decided to conduct
their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results
of the Italian study were incorrect.
After three years of research and costs in excess of 250,000.000
francs they concluded that the head of a man's penis is wider than the
shaft to provide the women with more pleasure during sex.
When the results of the French study were released, the
English decided to conduct their own study. The English didn't really
trust the Italian or French studies.
So after nearly three weeks of intensive research and at
a cost of approx £36 the English study came to the final conclusion that
the reason the head of a man's penis is wider than its shaft is to prevent
his hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
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