Ways to say someone's not too bright
The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
A few cans short of a six-pack.
Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
All foam, no beer.
As smart as bait.
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawe.
A room temperature IQ.
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
anywhere in sight.
If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice
a week.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
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