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Chilli

Dick goes to a diner and orders the special cold chilli.

"Sorry," the waitress says. "The man next to you got the last bowl."

"I'll just have a coffee, then," Dick replies. After a while he sees that the guy is done and that his chilli bowl is still full. Dick asks, "Are you going to eat that?"

"No," the man replies. "You can have it if you want.

" Dick takes the bowl and starts eating. When he's about halfway done, he finds a dead mouse in the chilli and pukes into the bowl. The other man says sympathetically,

"Yup, that's about as far as I got, too."

 

 

 

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