Answerphone messages
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if
you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're
finished.
Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already
sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my
financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are
my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have
plenty of money.
Hi. Now you say something.
Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator.
Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one
of these magnets
"Hi. I am probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't
like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you."
Hi i cant tak your call at the moment, which probably means
im not in... unless youre a burglar, in which case im upstairs cleaning
my weapons.
Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the
phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. I like
doing it up and down, and Sonya likes doing it left to right...real slowly.
So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back
to you
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