Stranded on a desert island
On nine beautiful deserted islands, in the middle of nowhere,
the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later, the situation is as follows:
One Italian man has killed the other Italian man for the
Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily
together in a menage a trios.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when
they alternate with the German woman.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for
instructions.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek
woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The Bulgarian men, after looking at their stalwart Bulgarian
woman, have started swimming.
The two English men are still waiting for someone to come
by and formally introduce them to the English woman.
The Irish men began by dividing the island into North and
South. They then quickly set up a high-volume distillery. Because they
get sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey -- causing
their manhood to become quite limp -- sex never becomes a fighting issue...
Anyway, they are quite satisfied knowing that at least the English men
are not getting any.
The American woman keeps on bitching about her body being
her own temple; the true nature of modern feminism; how she can do everything
that they can do; about the necessity for her personal fulfilment; the
equal division of all household chores; how her last boyfriend respected
her opinion and treated her much nicer; and how her relationship with
her mother is improving. The two American men are contemplating suicide.
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