Proverbs to live by (2)
1. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence
that you tried.
2. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
3. Experience is something you don't get until just after
you need it.
4. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
5. S/he who hesitates is probably right.
6. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
7. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
8. Success always occurs in private......failure in full
view.
9. The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is
required on it.
10. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness
of the bread.
11. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach.
12. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal
from many is research.
13. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise
above your principles.
14. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
15. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
16. The problem with the gene pool is that there are no
lifeguards.
17. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
18. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will
have to catch up.
19. The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlights
of an approaching train.
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