The Italian Virgin
Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian,
she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's
house, she was nervous.
But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's
a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you."
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his
shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother
and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother," all good men have
hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony
took off his pants exposing his hairylegs. Again, Maria ran downstairs
to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy
legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good
man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you."
So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took
off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria
saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta," says the mother. "This is
a job for Mama."
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