A South African, an Aussie and a Londoner...
A South African, an Aussie and a Londoner were sitting
in a pub having a pint of beer.
The South African grabs his beer downs it, tosses his glass
into the air, draws a handgun and shoots the glass in mid-air. He grins
to the other two, puts the gun down on the bar and says
"In Souff Efrika we haf so many glasses we never drink out
of the same glass twice".
The Aussie then downs his beer throws his glass into the
air, grabs the gun off the bar, shoots the glass, puts the gun back on
the bar and proclaims;
"Ay mate, in Oz we have so much sand which makes glass really
cheap so we too never drink out of the same glass twice".
The Londoner looks at the two of them, finishes his beer,
puts the glass down on the bar, picks up the gun, shoots both the Aussie
and the South African and says;
"In London we have so many South Africans and Aussies that
we never have to drink with the same one twice.
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