The Italian Job
In a hotel room, Jim Morrison is in one corner with the rest of his
band; in another corner are John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison
and Ringo Star - all are naked.
Monica Lewinsky walks in, squats seductively in front of Jim Morrison
and begins to play the pink oboe. She gives him the presidential treatment
then moves on to his guitarist, bassist, then his drummer and the keyboard
player.
When she's finished, she licks her lips and wanders over to John Lennon
and begins to do the same to him.
At that moment, there's a huge crash and Michael Caine smashes through
a wall in a Mini-Cooper. He jumps out, grabs her by the scruff of the
neck and shouts
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"Oi, you're only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!""
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