A young South-East London girl went down to the Social Security office
to get her family allowance.
The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"
"Ten." she replied.
"What are their names?" he asked.
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and
Wayne," she answered.
"They're all named Wayne?" he asked "What if you want them to come
in from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call "Wayne" and they all come
running in."
"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?" "I just say,
'Wayne, come and eat your dinner'," she answered.
"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their surname."
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