Dorothy is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away.
She goes to the mortuary to look at her dearly departed & the instant
she sees him she starts wailing & crying.
One of the attendants rushes up to comfort her. Through her tears she
explains that she was upset because Albert was wearing a black suit
and that it was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit.
The attendant apologises & explains that they always put the bodies
in a black suit as a matter of course, but he'd see what he could do.
The next day Dorothy returns to the mortuary to have one last moment
with Albert before his funeral the following day.
When the attendant pulls back the curtain, Dorothy manages to smile
through her tears as Albert is now wearing a smart blue suit. She asks
the attendant
"how did you manage to get hold of that beautiful blue suit?"
"Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about your husband's
size was brought in & he was wearing a blue suit. His wife explained
that she was very upset as he had always wanted to be buried in a black
suit" the attendant replied.
He continued "After that it was simply a matter of swapping the heads"
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