Mary Poppins
Mary Poppins was travelling home, but due to worsening
weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached
the receptionist and asked for a room for the night.
"Certainly madam", he replied courteously.
"Is the restaurant open still?" inquired Mary.
"Sorry, no," came the reply, "but room service is available
all night. Would you care to select something from this menu?"
Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. "Hmm, I would
like cauliflower cheese please," said Mary.
"Certainly madam," he replied.
"And can I have breakfast in bed?" asked Mary politely.
The receptionist nodded and smiled. "In that case, I would
love a couple of poached eggs please," Mary mused.
After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up
to her room for the night. The night passed uneventfully and next morning
Mary came down early to check out.
The same guy was still on the desk. "Morning madam...sleep
well?" "Yes, thank you," Mary replied. "Food to your liking?"
"Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional,
I don't think I have had better. Shame about the eggs tho....they really
weren't that nice at all," replied Mary truthfully.
"Oh...well, perhaps you could contribute these thoughts
to our Guest Comments Book. We are always looking to improve our service
and would value your opinion," said the receptionist.
"Ok I will...thanks!" replied Mary....who then checked out,
paused awhile, then scribbled a comment into the book. Waving, she left
to continue her journey. Curious, the receptionist picked up the book
to see the comment Mary had written. Here it is.........
"Supercauliflowercheesebuteggswerequiteatrocious!!!!
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