Men Q and A
Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world
does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.
Q: Why did the man cross the road?
A: He heard the chicken was a slut.
Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have time.
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: They won't stop to ask directions.
Q: What do men and sperm have in common?
A: They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.
Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A: The bonds mature.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
paper?
A: We don't know; it has never happened.
Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring
and good looking?
A: They all already have boyfriends.
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband
is every night?
A: A Widow
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married
women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q: How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A: His hand caught fire.
Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups? A: Put the remote
control between his toes.
Q: How are men and parking spots alike?
A: Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely
small.
Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have
in common?
A: They are married.
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