There ain't no justice in the world
Once upon a time.....there was a little old man who really
took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day.
One morning he looked into a mirror and was admiring his body when he
noticed that he was suntanned over his entire body with the exception
of his penis. He decided to do something about it. He jogged to the beach,
completely undresses and buried himself in the sand except for his penis.
Just then two little old ladies were strolling along the
beach, one walking with a cane. Upon seeing this thing sticking out of
the sand, she began to move it about with her cane. She remarked to the
other old lady:
"There ain't hardly no justice in the world".
The other little old lady asked: "What do you mean by that?"
"Well", she said,
"When I was 15, I was curious about it."
"When I was 20, I enjoyed it."
"When I was 30, I asked for it."
"When I was 40, I begged for it."
"When I was 50, I paid for it."
"When I was 60, I prayed for it."
"When I was 70, I forgot about it."
"And now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild
and I'm too old to squat."
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