"Men are like fine wine: they start out like grapes, and it's our job
to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something
you'd like to have dinner with."
"Women are like fine wine: they start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating
to the mind, and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour
and vinegary and give you a headache."
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