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Ten Answers Men Would Like to Give to Woman's Stupid Questions....But Never Will

1 No we can't be friends, I just want you for sex

2 The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all that ice-cream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat

3 You've got no chance of me calling you.

4 No, I won't be gentle

5 Of course you have to swallow

6 Well yes actually, I do this all the time

7 I hate your f&@?'ing friends

8 I have every intention of using you, and no intention of > speaking to you after tonight.

9 I'd rather watch a porno

10 Eat it??? It took me ten pints to get up the courage to shag it.

 

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