Ten Answers Men Would Like to Give to Woman's Stupid
Questions....But Never Will
1 No we can't be friends, I just want you for sex
2 The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all that ice-cream and chocolate
you eat that makes you look fat
3 You've got no chance of me calling you.
4 No, I won't be gentle
5 Of course you have to swallow
6 Well yes actually, I do this all the time
7 I hate your f&@?'ing friends
8 I have every intention of using you, and no intention of > speaking
to you after tonight.
9 I'd rather watch a porno
10 Eat it??? It took me ten pints to get up the courage to shag it.
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