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Reports are coming in of an 'I love you' virus mutation

After the other day's worldwide strike of the "I LOVE YOU VIRUS", reports are already coming in that the virus is mutating into several stages.

Within the next few hours, expect to see:

The original "I love you" virus The "I like you a lot" virus
The "You're nice, but I just want to be friends" virus
The "Its not you, its me" virus
The "Look, it was just a date...don't get clingy" virus
The "Okay, I think its best if we don't have anymore contact" virus
The "It was late, I was drunk, you were easy" virus
The "Stop calling me, you unfeeling prick" virus and finally,
The "That's it, I hate you and your stupid dog" virus

Plus:

The "No, I Ruullllyyyy Like You" Virus ... usually hits around midnight
The "You're Beawfullll ....." virus .... usually hits about 2am
The "Nothing has to happen. I just want to wake up with you in my arms" virus ..... careful, it's a sly one.
The "You're OK but I was wondering if your friend is single" virus
The "Of course I'll phone you ... Now do you want me to call a cab for you?" .......... hmmm, that'll hit anytime between 3am & noon.

 

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