Busines star signs
Instead of star signs, what's your business sign?
Marketing
You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having
to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing
which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible
with sales.
Sales
Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without a degree."
You are also self centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you and
begs you to take their money, you like to avoid contact with customers
so you can "concentrate on the big picture." You seek admiration for your
golf game throughout your life.
Technology
Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are instead content
to completely control everything that happens at your workplace. Often
even you don't understand what you are saying but who can tell. It is
written that Geeks shall inherit the Earth.
Engineering
One of only two signs that actually studied in school. It is said that
90% of all personal ads are placed by engineers. Accounting: The only
other sign that studied in school. You are mostly immune from office politics.
You are the most feared person in the organisation; combined with your
extreme organizational traits, the majority of rumours concerning you
say that you are completely insane.
Human resources
Ironically, given your access to confidential information, you tend to
be the biggest gossip within the organisation. Possibly the only other
person that does less work than marketing, you are unable to return any
calls today because you have to get a haircut and eat lunch.
Management and middle management
Catty, cut-throat, yet completely spineless, you are destined to remain
at your current job for the rest of your life. Unable to make a single
decision you tend to measure your worth by the number of meetings you
can schedule for yourself. Romantically compatible with other middle managers
as everyone in you social circle is a middle manager.
Senior management:
See above. Same sign, different title.
Customer service
Cheery, positive, you are a bus ride away from taking your own life. As
children very few of you asked your parents for a little cubicle for your
room and a headset so you could pretend to play "customer service". Continually
passed over for promotions, your best bet is to sleep with your manager.
Consultant
Lacking any specific knowledge, you use acronyms to avoid revealing your
utter lack of experience. You have convinced yourself that your skills
are in demand and that you could get a higher paying job with any other
organisation in a heartbeat. You will spend an eternity contemplating
these career opportunities without ever taking direct action.
Head-hunter
As a person that profits from the success of others, you are disdained
by most people who actually work for a living. Paid on commission and
susceptible to alcoholism, your ulcers and frequent heart attacks correspond
directly with fluctuations in the stock market.
Partner, president or CEO
You are brilliant or lucky. Your inability to understand complex systems
such as the fax machine suggests the latter.
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