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Marriage is a 3 ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring,
Suffering.
Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on
the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then
God created man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither
God nor Man has rested.
A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo
Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at
him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts
of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: That
happens in every country, son.
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife
Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the
same thing: "You can have mine."
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday
is to forget it once.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down
the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful
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