A Little Office Prayer:
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change things I cannot accept.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the ass that I might have to
kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
And help me to remember.....
When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying
to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend
my finger and tell them to @#%&* off!!
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