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Copacabana Song - Star Wars Style

For all Star Wars fans........

Her name was Leia
She was a princess
With a Danish on each ear
And Darth Vader drawing near
So R2D2 found Ben Kenobi
He had to put the Death Star plans
Into the Rebellion's hands
So Luke and Obiwan
Had to get to Alderann
So they stopped into Maldislee
To have a drink with Han

At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a
At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
Music and laughter and old Jedi Masters
At the Star Wars

His name was Solo
He was a pilot
With the blaster at his side
And a smile 12 parsecs wide
And with Chewbacca
He was a Wookie
They met with Luke and Obiwan
Aboard the Millenium Falcon
Docking Bay 94
Stormtroopers at the door
With a flash of Ben's lightsaber
Some has his arms on the floor

At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a
At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
Music and laughter and old jedi masters
At the Star Wars

His name was Yoda
He was a Muppet
Darth Vader was so bad
By the way he was Luke's Dad
Luke kissed his sister
His hand got cut off
In that galaxy far far away
Luke he's had a lousy day
Boba Fet was so mean
Jabba has bad hygiene
Why didn't they all just relax
Back on Tatooine

At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a
At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
Music and laughter and old jedi masters
At the Star Wars.....

(The Force will be with you)

Y.O.D.A.
Your Star Wars Name


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